computer quote

posted on 20 Jul 2005 14:08 by tidno1

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"640k should be enough for anybody." ~ Bill Gates

"UNIX is an operating system, OS/2 is half an operating system, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot partition virus." ~ Peter H. Coffin

"Fixing Unix is easier than living with NT." ~ Jonathan Gilpin

"A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light." - Dave Barry

"Q: How many Pentium engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1.9999510293, but that's close enough for any practical purpose." ~ Anonymous (refering to the Pentium bug)

"In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?" ~ Dino Esposito

"The user fucked up." ~ Windows 2000 source code (private/windbg64/debugger/tl/remote/shell/windbgrm .c)

"BUGBUG - DON'T DO THIS SHIT." ~ Windows 2000 source code (private/inet/wininet/urlcache/conman.cxx)

"This shit's read only." ~ Windows 2000 source code (private/shell/ext/netplwiz/mnddlg.cpp)

"Some ugly shit goin' on here!" ~ Windows 2000 source code (private/shell/win16/commctrl/ctl3d.c)

"Holy shit, couldn't change formats, time to punt!" ~ Windows 2000 source code (several places)

"Let's do some magic shit so the compiler generates 'good' code." ~ Windows 2000 source code (private/windows/media/avi/msrle/rle.c)

"We have to do this only because Exchange is a moron." ~ Windows 2000 source code (private\shell\ext\ftp\ftpdrop.cpp)

"God, I hate this hack ..." ~ Windows 2000 source code (private\inet\mshtml\src\site\layout\flowlyt.cxx)

"CallProc32W is insane. It's a variadic function that uses the pascal calling convention. (It probably makes more sense when you're stoned.)" ~ Windows 2000 source code (private\shell\ext\tweakui\genthunk.c)

"These undocumented messages are used by Excel 5.0" ~ Windows 2000 source code (private\mvdm\wow32\wcntl32.c)

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"In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"
- Dino Esposito

ชอบอันนี้อะ
โอว มันแฝงไว้ด้วยข้อความอันล้ำลึก

#9 By ABZee on 2005-08-06 23:16

ขอโจดC#เกี่ยวกะเรื่องวน loopหน่อยนะคะพอดีพรุ่งนี้ต้องสอบอะคะ อยากได้เรื่องประมาณเรียงเลขเปนรุปสามเหลี่ยม หาจ.น.เฉพาะ และอื่นๆอะคะ จะเปนพระคุญอย่างสูง ถ้าจะช่วยส่งมา mario3311@hot ในวันนี้อะคะ

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#7 By Oakyman (210.191.182.18) on 2005-07-21 23:39

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#2 By P.S. on 2005-07-20 21:18

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#1 By ลิ่ว on 2005-07-20 14:47