computer quote
posted on 20 Jul 2005 14:08 by tidno1ตัดมาจาก wikiquote
"640k should be enough for anybody." ~ Bill Gates
"UNIX is an operating system, OS/2 is half an operating system, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot partition virus." ~ Peter H. Coffin
"Fixing Unix is easier than living with NT." ~ Jonathan Gilpin
"A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light." - Dave Barry
"Q: How many Pentium engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1.9999510293, but that's close enough for any practical purpose." ~ Anonymous (refering to the Pentium bug)
"In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?" ~ Dino Esposito
"The user fucked up." ~ Windows 2000 source code (private/windbg64/debugger/tl/remote/shell/windbgrm .c)
"BUGBUG - DON'T DO THIS SHIT." ~ Windows 2000 source code (private/inet/wininet/urlcache/conman.cxx)
"This shit's read only." ~ Windows 2000 source code (private/shell/ext/netplwiz/mnddlg.cpp)
"Some ugly shit goin' on here!" ~ Windows 2000 source code (private/shell/win16/commctrl/ctl3d.c)
"Holy shit, couldn't change formats, time to punt!" ~ Windows 2000 source code (several places)
"Let's do some magic shit so the compiler generates 'good' code." ~ Windows 2000 source code (private/windows/media/avi/msrle/rle.c)
"We have to do this only because Exchange is a moron." ~ Windows 2000 source code (private\shell\ext\ftp\ftpdrop.cpp)
"God, I hate this hack ..." ~ Windows 2000 source code (private\inet\mshtml\src\site\layout\flowlyt.cxx)
"CallProc32W is insane. It's a variadic function that uses the pascal calling convention. (It probably makes more sense when you're stoned.)" ~ Windows 2000 source code (private\shell\ext\tweakui\genthunk.c)
"These undocumented messages are used by Excel 5.0" ~ Windows 2000 source code (private\mvdm\wow32\wcntl32.c)
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#1 By ลิ่ว on 2005-07-20 14:47